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Tuesday, April 2, 2019

To Flex

To Flex: To show off or to boast/brag, about your body, your belongings, or some other thing you consider superior; Showing off your valuables in a non-humble way.

Two Friends in the Mall
Bobby: Look at my new Lucky Brand, vintage leather jacket!
Cheri: Wow, are you trying to flex with that jacket! Isn't it too hot, I mean, to wear?
Bobby: Nope. Just too hot for the ladies since I'm flexin it.
Cheri: You are so funny! Just be sure you don't pass out from the heat.
Bobby: Ha. Ha.

No Flex Zone - A place where you are not allowed to flex or show off anything.

Cal and John are in Jerry's house and it is a "No Flex Zone."
Cal: Oh, hi John. Come in.
John: Hey, Cal.
Cal: Woa, John! Why are you wearing all those chains and that expensive watch! Didn't you know this is a "No Flex Zone?"
John: I thought this was a party?
Cal: Yea, but not a party where you just flex on everyone. We are here for Jerry's birthday. Come on, dude.
John: OK. Sorry, I'll take everything off and stop flexin. I didn't know.

Here is a link to Iggy Azalea - Flexin' & Finessin'